stuck_mynock | Jaq and Lucifer.

Jaq and Lucifer.

Jaq's trying to learn how to read.

He's arranged a sofafort for this purpose, and is sitting in its depths, staring at a book. He hopes that if he stares long enough eventually it'll make sense.

There may be some frustration.

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Jaq pouts, a little.
"Mean."

"Not either! Just honest."

Lucifer sticks his tongue out.

"Pffft."

He laughs.

"See, you can't argue."

"You're too mean t'argue with."

"You're mean!"

"You would say that."

"Only because it's true!"

"Not true." Huffily.

"Is!"

Lucifer has teh mad debatin' skillz, clearly.

"Not."

"Is!"

"Not."

"Is!" Laughing. "Isisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisis!"

"Not times infinity squared touch wood."

...

D:

"Cheat!"

"You're a cheat."

"Am not! You're the cheateriest cheater ever, Jaq!"

"You're still cheaterier! Yeah!"

"Not either! You're the cheateriest cheating cheaty cheater to ever be cheaty!"

"Pfft. You're way cheatier than me!"

Jaq decides to cheat and prevent disagreement by kissing Lucifer.

Lucifer hopes the way he's kissing back shows his utter disdain for this method of cheating!

With hand-movements. For emphasis. Yup.

Naturally.

Jaq is amused by Lucifer's disdain.

This is because he's very mean, Lucifer feels. And cheaty. Definitely cheaty.

Jaq would, perhaps, admit to being cheaty. Possibly.

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