Jaq and Lucifer.

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Jaq's trying to learn how to read.

He's arranged a sofafort for this purpose, and is sitting in its depths, staring at a book. He hopes that if he stares long enough eventually it'll make sense.

There may be some frustration.

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"Them's fighting words, I think." Jaq replies, gravely. "You're the King of Dorks."

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"Pfft. I could only ever hope to be but the crown prince," he says solemnly. "Besides the imperial majesty of your eternal dorkiness."

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Jaq pouts, a little.
"Mean."

[necessary_child]

"Not either! Just honest."

Lucifer sticks his tongue out.

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"Pffft."

[necessary_child]

He laughs.

"See, you can't argue."

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"You're too mean t'argue with."

[necessary_child]

"You're mean!"

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"You would say that."

[necessary_child]

"Only because it's true!"

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"Not true." Huffily.

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"Is!"

Lucifer has teh mad debatin' skillz, clearly.

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"Not."

[necessary_child]

"Is!"

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"Not."

[necessary_child]

"Is!" Laughing. "Isisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisis!"

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"Not times infinity squared touch wood."

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...

D:

"Cheat!"

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"You're a cheat."

[necessary_child]

"Am not! You're the cheateriest cheater ever, Jaq!"

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"You're still cheaterier! Yeah!"

[necessary_child]

"Not either! You're the cheateriest cheating cheaty cheater to ever be cheaty!"

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"Pfft. You're way cheatier than me!"

Jaq decides to cheat and prevent disagreement by kissing Lucifer.

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Lucifer hopes the way he's kissing back shows his utter disdain for this method of cheating!

With hand-movements. For emphasis. Yup.

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Naturally.

Jaq is amused by Lucifer's disdain.