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Dec. 23rd, 2006 06:51 pmAll gifts come with a note saying:
"Presents for an Earth holiday thing. Blame Wes for telling me. Not very good at getting presents for people, but here you go anyway."
For:
Aeryn: A large blaster rifle, apparently also has a disrupter rifle attached to it. A rocket launcher. Several grenades, thermal detonators, and a stuffed toy of a nerf holding two blasters.
Gavin: A stuffed toy bantha that says, in a deep, rumbly bantha-voice, ‘I’m Really Innocent’ when it’s touched, a box of chocolates and a very wooly blue and green scarf. Possibly the last one is meant to be ironic, given Tatooine’s average temperatures.
Wes: A toy lightsaber, bright blue, that both lights up and makes thrumming noises. A toy of a some red and white snubfighter from Atton’s era, with a tiny Ewok pilot in the cockpit. It’s so small it really just looks like a bit of fluff and plastic, but if you tilt your head, peer close and squint a little, it’s definitely an Ewok pilot.
Guppy: Two datapads (in English, having presumably been translated by Bar), one ‘The Galactic Encyclopedia of Medicine’, which comes with a note saying that it really only covers illnesses found in the majority of the Republic, and the other entitled ’An Incomplete Guide to Medicine on the Outer Rim’, which, true to it’s title, ends mid-word in an article about the Rakghoul Plague of Taris. Also, a wooly hat.
Kira: A blue shirt with ‘I saved the galaxy and all I got was this stupid shirt’ on it in big letters. Action figures of both Darth Sion and Darth Nihilus. A silver necklace with a little glowy purple crystal on it.
Revan: A tiny sound device thing, black and shaped very simply like a box, that gives off the sound of evil, maniacal laughter if you press one button, shouts ‘Silence, fool!’ if you press another and plays ominous music if you press a third. Also, an action figure of Malak and a lump of coal.
Inyri: A surprisingly quick mechanical mouse that can be easily programmed to chase people while making odd beeping noises. Can also easily be programmed to glare at people with glowy red eyes, run around in circles, and play loud and obnoxious music. Thankfully, it also has an off switch.
Steph: A mug that says ‘Galaxy’s Best Masky-Hero-Girl-Thing’ and sings a very loud song about the virtues of making things explode whenever it has liquid in it and one of those tiny electric-shock-buzzer-things that can fit into the palm of your hand and be used for handshakes.
Jaina and Jagged Fel: Two pairs of wooly socks.
Tahiri: A jack-in-the-box that doesn’t need to be wound up because after it’s first opened it pops out at random intervals to cackle maniacally. Thankfully for all, it comes with a note indicating that there’s an off switch on the underside of the box, in a small, difficult to find compartment. Also, wooly mittens.
Zekk: Felt puppets of Jaina, Jag, Aeryn, Wes and Tahiri and a three feet tall, stripy, grey and green hat.
Shalla: A couple of high quality Echani vibroblades that appear to have someone else’s initials on the hilts, hastily scraped off and a datapad entitled ‘1000 Flammable and Luminous Cocktails - By Jorak Uln.’ Said datapad contains names, pictures, how to make these cocktails and exhaustive (and a touch gruesome, at times) descriptions of the effects. A note comes with them, saying ‘Vibroblades not stolen. Honest.’
Ray: A very large box of sweets and chocolate. Fair’s fair, after all.
The Doctor: A mirror.
"Presents for an Earth holiday thing. Blame Wes for telling me. Not very good at getting presents for people, but here you go anyway."
For:
Aeryn: A large blaster rifle, apparently also has a disrupter rifle attached to it. A rocket launcher. Several grenades, thermal detonators, and a stuffed toy of a nerf holding two blasters.
Gavin: A stuffed toy bantha that says, in a deep, rumbly bantha-voice, ‘I’m Really Innocent’ when it’s touched, a box of chocolates and a very wooly blue and green scarf. Possibly the last one is meant to be ironic, given Tatooine’s average temperatures.
Wes: A toy lightsaber, bright blue, that both lights up and makes thrumming noises. A toy of a some red and white snubfighter from Atton’s era, with a tiny Ewok pilot in the cockpit. It’s so small it really just looks like a bit of fluff and plastic, but if you tilt your head, peer close and squint a little, it’s definitely an Ewok pilot.
Guppy: Two datapads (in English, having presumably been translated by Bar), one ‘The Galactic Encyclopedia of Medicine’, which comes with a note saying that it really only covers illnesses found in the majority of the Republic, and the other entitled ’An Incomplete Guide to Medicine on the Outer Rim’, which, true to it’s title, ends mid-word in an article about the Rakghoul Plague of Taris. Also, a wooly hat.
Kira: A blue shirt with ‘I saved the galaxy and all I got was this stupid shirt’ on it in big letters. Action figures of both Darth Sion and Darth Nihilus. A silver necklace with a little glowy purple crystal on it.
Revan: A tiny sound device thing, black and shaped very simply like a box, that gives off the sound of evil, maniacal laughter if you press one button, shouts ‘Silence, fool!’ if you press another and plays ominous music if you press a third. Also, an action figure of Malak and a lump of coal.
Inyri: A surprisingly quick mechanical mouse that can be easily programmed to chase people while making odd beeping noises. Can also easily be programmed to glare at people with glowy red eyes, run around in circles, and play loud and obnoxious music. Thankfully, it also has an off switch.
Steph: A mug that says ‘Galaxy’s Best Masky-Hero-Girl-Thing’ and sings a very loud song about the virtues of making things explode whenever it has liquid in it and one of those tiny electric-shock-buzzer-things that can fit into the palm of your hand and be used for handshakes.
Jaina and Jagged Fel: Two pairs of wooly socks.
Tahiri: A jack-in-the-box that doesn’t need to be wound up because after it’s first opened it pops out at random intervals to cackle maniacally. Thankfully for all, it comes with a note indicating that there’s an off switch on the underside of the box, in a small, difficult to find compartment. Also, wooly mittens.
Zekk: Felt puppets of Jaina, Jag, Aeryn, Wes and Tahiri and a three feet tall, stripy, grey and green hat.
Shalla: A couple of high quality Echani vibroblades that appear to have someone else’s initials on the hilts, hastily scraped off and a datapad entitled ‘1000 Flammable and Luminous Cocktails - By Jorak Uln.’ Said datapad contains names, pictures, how to make these cocktails and exhaustive (and a touch gruesome, at times) descriptions of the effects. A note comes with them, saying ‘Vibroblades not stolen. Honest.’
Ray: A very large box of sweets and chocolate. Fair’s fair, after all.
The Doctor: A mirror.
